Thursday, October 28, 2021

Jeryline Survives A Terrifyingly Monstrous “Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight”


Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight film poster. 

After some gratuitous nudity and murder, the humorous Crypt Keeper of the Tales From the Crypt television series introduces Demon Knight

A volatile car crash begins a random evening in Wormwood, New Mexico. It turns deadly still due to the unexpected arrival of those two drivers— a blue-eyed, quiet stranger named Brayker and The Collector, a charming, albeit humorous demon, that soon comes after him. Uncle Willy, an old man who loves to drink, leads Brayker to safety. That safety is The Mission— an old church turned hotel. Irene, the brash owner, overworks Jeryline and believes the girl shows her no gratitude. 

“If I hadn’t made a place for her, she’d be behind bars or dead,” Irene gripes to the guests including Brayker eating a plate of unattractive gruel that Jeryline just made for him. 

Jeryline (Jada Pinkett-Smith) locks eyes with the stranger Brayker....

Just as Irene (CCH Pounder) hands her the keys to Brayker’s room— number six of course. 

Irene and Jeryline’s relationship embodies a bitter business transaction as opposed to resembling a positively healthy mentee/mentor or mother/daughter type camaraderie between colleagues. Irene treats Jeryline as though she were still the thief sentenced to juvenile detention and not a young adult hoping for a change. Yet Irene softens to Wally, the fired mailman accused of stealing mail and Cordelia, the prostitute. Apparently in Irene’s eyes, these two symbolize higher contributors of polite society while Jeryline, who must harbor a more criminal intent, is made such a prime example that even Cordelia tries bossing Jeryline around. 

Irene (CCH Pounder), Jeryline (Jada Pinkett-Smith) and Brayker (William Sadler) look down on the gruesome remains of the decapitated cop. 

So Irene underhandedly calls the police on Brayker and the police have The Collector with them, not knowing how evil this wisecracking threat can be. This begins a night of horrors for the poor souls at The Mission: Irene, Jeryline, Brayker, Cordelia, Wally, Uncle Willy, Cleo— Jeryline’s little black cat, and Roach—Cordelia’s psychotic lover. Once they arrive, one cop is killed by The Collector. Others are viciously gored to bits one by one. Turncoat Roach is fully responsible for Irene’s arm being ripped apart by a demon and this mutilation is especially heinous. 

Irene (CCH Pounder) and Jeryline (Jada Pinkett-Smith) plan to make tea despite the alarming mess (dead demon bodies) in the kitchen. 

While the others are seduced by The Collector’s shallow promises (The Collector cannot physically enter the enchanted hotel sealed by Brayker’s blood relic, he can penetrate minds), Jeryline and Irene are the ones who fight him off— although it does take a moment for Jeryline to break the hold. Deputy Bob also did not succumb, though he has no scene deceptions like the others. Jeryline is shown travels to Italy and model photo shoots and Irene is shown a new replacement arm centering a decorated fruit platter. This perhaps calls to the lives these women lived prior to these dark events. That the hard, gritty small city life has no American dreams for Black people, for Black women. Jeryline and Irene’s prior circumstances let The Collector know that they not desire his falsely advertised lies. 

Jeryline (Jada Pinkett-Smith) is pulled in a surreal dream space, mostly white and Puritan, tying in with the biblical ties the film suggests. 

The Collector (Billy Zane) has a whole arm waiting for Irene. 

And Irene (CCH Pounder) doesn’t take the bait! 

But oh how quickly Cordelia, Wally, Uncle Willy, and Roach were quick to believe. 

Irene’s eventual sacrifice is reminiscent of Jacqui’s in The Walking Dead’s first season. Both older Black women ultimately use their bodies as weapons to protect others. Jacqui felt that since she lost her whole family, she had no reason to move forward in the zombie apocalypse and blows up in a military compound. Irene, most likely feeling useless with having one arm and no way of surviving a single night without receiving proper medical care, straps herself up with grenades. Thus, she wanted Jeryline, Brayker, and Danny, the stray child, to survive a night that she couldn’t. She is not alone either. Bob is right there with her. Also like Jacqui, Irene has someone willing to go the long haul. Still, it is never an easy watch, even in this fictionalized horror film, seeing a Black woman willingly die. 

Brayker (William Sadler), Jeryline (Jada Pinkett-Smith), and Cleo head up before the explosion ignited by Irene and Bob. 

Possessed Uncle Willy and Danny both badly wound Brayker. With his last breath, Brayker exchanges the relic with Jeryline, telling her she is the new Chosen and the seven stars appear on her hand. Unfortunately due to Brayker’s death, the seals made by the blood relic are gone and that leaves Jeryline to handle The Collector by herself. 

And let’s just say that she uses knowledge and instinct to kick serious butt. 

Tidbits— William Sadler who stars as Brayker played Sheriff Jim Valenti on Roswell (also set in New Mexico), a favorite television shows during high school tenure. Jada Pinkett-Smith plays Jeryline also is the lone survivor in Set It Off, leaving again on a bus here and in Jason’s Lyric. CCH Pounder plays Irene and appeared as Brenda, the headstrong owner, in Bagdad Cafe. Rick Bota, the cinematographer (applause for the photo stills), also worked as DP on the Tales From The Crypt TV series and the film director Ernest Dickerson vouched high for Pinkett-Smith over the studio’s preference for Cameron Diaz. Thank heavens for that. 

Jeryline (Jada Pinkett-Smith) manages to save herself. Cleo’s life is unknown. 

Other than that, Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight mixes weird humor and jump-scare moments and feels heavily steeped in its outdated material, but it’s nice to see Black women unafraid to be brave, to fight the monsters in the dark. Just wish we saw what happened to the little black cat though. 



Sunday, October 24, 2021

Top Ten ‘Insecure’ Characters

How did the girls (Natasha Rothwell’s Kelli, Yvonne Orji’s Molly, and Issa Rae’s Issa) rank in the femfilmrogues top 10 Insecure characters?

Today is the big day. 

The fifth and final season of one of the best shows on television ends its run— the award-winning, highly melanated Insecure on HBO. We have seen pretty major events— cheating with crushes, various breakups, steamy hookups, ups and downs of career ambitions, and blow out public fights between besties. 

After four beautiful years learning about the Black side of Los Angeles from the mostly Inglewood based perspective, this is a personal list on the irresistible characters worth cherishing. Although some came for a season or two, they delivered a memorable impact that must be noted here. 

Molly (Yvonne Orji) has some redeeming qualities. 

10. Molly is a kick butt lawyer who always fumble relationship bags— Jared, Lionel, Andrew, and even two men from the premiere The League dating pool. From season one to season three, however, in her most imperative relationship, Molly was there for Issa through a tough breakup, donating money and time to We Got Y’all functions, hosting a special Moroccan dinner (season two’s Hella Perspective highlight), birthday hangout at The Last Dragon screening, and of course self care Sunday’s. She could always plan a top notch event. Yet she could come off catty and mean spirited, made assumptions, prioritized herself over others, held grudges, had that whole nasty situationship with Dro, and did not apologize first. 

Sometimes Derek (Wade Allain-Marcus) makes his minutes on screen quite memorable.

9.  Derek is a quiet, humble, successful husband to Tiffany. The love demonstrated in the season four finale really showcased that he was beyond the rich apple to his wife’s eye. He truly cared about her emotional and mental health, going well above and beyond to find her which differed from the pathetic police actions in the show within a show Looking For Latoya. Derek can also give good solid advice, especially to Lawrence who needs an active male listener and active feedback giver in his messy life. Still, while Derek calls out the BS how he sees fit, the words he said about being a girl dad as his daughter laid sleeping were disturbing on many levels. 

Chad (Neil Brown Jr.) adds raunchy delight or a highly enthusiastic shade via beverage intake.

8. Chad breathes random adult humor and loud slurpy sounds into awkward conversations. Often considered the male companion to Kelli, Chad is the one to have a good time with, to conduct your baddest behavior damn the consequences. Crude, obnoxious, and juice crazy, Leah’s fiancé (and we’re still waiting to see the mysterious Leah) is a real hoot— although at times misogynistic. He can be serious for just a real hot moment before skirting back to mischievous intentions. Still, where would Lawrence be without his uncouth best friend, Chad? 

Like Tasha (Dominique Perry), so many of us wasted precious moments on those unworthy of our time, our bodies, our hearts. We give and give and expect and expect only to be let down in the end.

7. Tasha was the saucy bank teller who crushed massively hard on the man depositing unemployment checks and false promises into her station. Yes, she came up to Lawrence’s job hoping for more than batteries and a hot sauce partner to share the lunch hour. When she finally received released tension, she felt comfortable enough to be herself despite primarily being a weekend girl. Yet she kept forgiving Lawrence for his misgivings including cheating on her, but the last straw was ditching her at the family BBQ without saying a damn thing. Downright disrespectful. Tasha deserved far better than the F Buddy status Lawrence wanted. 

Rasheeda (Gail Bean) stayed true to herself much to the dissatisfaction of her fellow employees.

6. Rasheeda aka DaDa refused to code switch it up at the white law firm— even heeding Molly’s advice to be less loud and pretty much be quiet— under the radar. Although the bosses generally liked Rasheeda’s a brash, outgoing personality in the interview, she was too much for them at the workplace daily. Makes one wonder if Rasheeda would benefit at the Black law firm that Molly works at now— maybe Molly can put in a recommendation someday. 

Team Daniel (Y’lan Noel) for a win in another lifetime.

5. Daniel— the scorching hot producer and Issa’s former classmate who encouraged her musical talents—was definitely the one who got away in Issa’s love life. He understood Issa much better than most in her intimate circle and supported her when she needed him. Sure he did the most (showing up at her job and an event hosted by her job), he did let her stay at his place when she had nowhere to go (or so she says— sis could have chosen several spaces). Just as they were getting closer and mixed message signal shooting Issa confused him for the last time, Daniel’s out of pocket behavior in Backwards Like, season three’s third episode put a nail on the king’s coffin. However, still think about what it would have been if Issa had reached out to him to help her with the Block Party instead of going over Molly’s head for Andrew—a man she barely knew. 

Dr. Rhonda (Denise Dowse) is the medicine Molly needs in her otherwise chaotic life.

4. Dr. Rhonda kept it one hundred with Molly— something a lot of people aren’t brave enough to do. The “shoulda, coulda, woulda” bogs many hopes for the future. For someone like goal oriented Molly originally hoping for a marriage similar to her parents, Dr. Rhonda easily burst that bubble, advising Molly to live in the moment and not rush to check all the boxes. 

Jared (Langston Kerman) didn’t go to college, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t as smart, confident, and talented as those who did. 

3. Jared was an incredibly layered character that knew what he wanted. Sure a certain ill-humored song performed on open mic night had the Enterprise employed brother flaking (not Molly’s fault), he eventually came back because she interested him. He managed to impress her bourgeois friends at a house party and sweet talked her into an utterly romantic first kiss near a car outside. Eventually sidelined for more sophisticated men, Jared’s patience was tested again and again as fickle Molly continued stringing him along as a potential boyfriend then friend then lover. Although it was unforgettable to have no errands to run after sharing Cookie Crisp cereal, they could not work out due to Jared’s exploration of his sexuality— not Molly’s (who too did some experimentation), just Jared’s. 

Issa (Issa Rae) took a while to find her worth. 

2. Issa was a mess hotter than those flaming red Cheetos. Yet she related on many ways, especially to those who do work mostly white nonprofit organizations that expect minorities to perform better than the average. The first episode contained a heavy, triggering moment— the kids mocking her hair, her accent, her style— this all hit home. Eventually those same kids grew to love Issa because she showed them the benefits in their neighborhood, aspired them to see beyond the typical Black stereotypes (that her own ingrained coworkers saw them as). Relationship wise— Issa stayed with Lawrence longer than she should have, treated Daniel poorly, took Nathan’s “ghosting” inappropriately, and did not listen to Molly’s warning about Condola. Issa does use people to her own needs. However, she takes initiative, builds up her community, and stays focused on bettering herself. 

Cheers to Kelli (Natasha Rothwell), everyone’s number one and most should have her own show in the future. 

1. Kelli is the most dynamic and hands down the most fascinating. She’s the coolest girl in the circle, another bank girl who knows her worth (like eventually Tasha), the one who can crack a spitfire joke and tell you all about yourself in an honestly frank manner. At the same time, Kelli has her vulnerabilities, her moments that tell the audience that she is not only valuable for a personal laugh track. When Kelli and bestie Tiffany were having problems way before Tiffany’s baby arrived, Kelli’s heart was ripped to pieces watching Tiffany surround herself with uppity, fake socialites. In the end, Kelli was there for Tiffany, being a considerable help in Derek’s search and taking care of their baby. She also advises Issa and Molly time to time on their BS. Plus Kelli’s sharp, witty tongue going head to head with Issa’s hilariously shady brother Ahmal (another top notch character) is often brilliant must-see-comedy. 



Thursday, October 21, 2021

‘tender’ is good vibes heightened by sweet music and moody sets

tender film poster. 

Queen Sugar and Grey’s Anatomy story editor and staff writer Felicia Pride has an amazing short film called tenderThe fifteen minute piece focuses on two women at different stages of their lives— the professional Kiana tied to a job for fifteen years and the hipster Lulu looking for her future to land. The twosome explore a poignant morning intimacy around the most beautiful set design and gentle music composition— tying everything together in a neat, bonafide rhythm. 

First, Asha Santée (the musician to all featured songs) plays a subtly soft melody in the background as Kiana inspects herself in a stranger’s bathroom mirror, believing that she made a huge mistake in spending the night. Leafy green plants are everywhere, suggesting the space of a nature lover, an herbalist maybe. Lulu knocks just to insure that her guest hasn’t fallen in the toilet. When Kiana emerges, the world is no longer a clean, isolated location slightly raised up. She is in the realm of Lulu’s carefully curated realm. 

Kiana (Farelle Walker) leaning on the wall, drinking coffee in Lulu’s stylish studio apartment.

Kiana (Farelle Walker) and Lulu (Trishauna Clark) on opposite ends of the spectrum. Noticeably Kiana often nervously looks away and Lulu looks head on confidently. 

While sipping a cup of real fine coffee, Kiana stands around in her heels and jacket, visibly eager to leave an impressionable environment that features a gorgeous painting of a Black woman, giant rug, random books on both side table and coffee table, records in a crate (such a thrifty style), and draping patterned fabrics that do not match but seem to be appropriately right for this majestic space. It feels warm, inviting, lived in. This thoughtful design showcases a person with eclectic taste, someone interested in many things, one’s hand in many pots. Lulu— the owner of this world— is lazed about in her darling red socks and athletic shorts, well posed among her artful arrangement, teasing Kiana throughout this early day. This space is hers and she adores welcoming certain people into it.

And Kiana is a lucky one. 

Kiana (Farelle Walker) is getting comfortable. 

The earthy tones 
glow around Kiana— woven baskets, pillows, candles, and more books to welcome the hesitant woman who finally decides to remove her jacket. She suddenly feels more at home at Lulu’s, beginning to unwind and open up on another level that a typical one night stand usually doesn’t call for. 

Conversation further opens over a glaze of hazy smoke, peeling back layers. They each have wisdom to offer the other— food for thought. Kiana freely shares her life’s regrets and fears for the future including the long, bubbled scar on her abdomen that symbolizes a physically closed door. Lulu—utterly attentive and charming, staring at Kiana with profound generosity in her gaze— reveals an old desire to become an actress. After she convincingly recites a moving monologue, it makes no sense that an ex destroyed a dream. She is truly talented, raw in the craft. 

And to Kiana— Lulu still has the time to follow her heart.  

Lulu (Trishauna Clark) lighting up for good measure. 


A double winner at the Blackstar Film Festival for the Lionsgate/STARZ Producer and Short Film Award, tender is a lovely film that has its art sewn in the compelling visual optics and the musical notes telling a sweet story about falling in love— the slow, simmered kind. Ludovica Isidori’s cinematography captures the spirit of Felicia Pride’s metaphor filled screenplay and direction. The set design is simply a stunning framework to behold as the two incredible leads Farelle Walker and Trishauna Clark bring Kiana and Lulu to contemporary life. 


Sunday, October 10, 2021

Queerly Beautiful “Pure” Disrupts Black Cotillion Tradition


Pure film poster.

The Black cotillion aesthetic is gaining explorative steam in various art forms: Jacqueline Woodson’s Red At the Bone novel employs past and present weaved with the events of the Oklahoma massacre during Melody’s introduction to Black societal perfection. The California African American Museum’s recent exhibition Rights and Rituals: The Making of African American Debutante Culture discusses the history behind ensuring that young Black girls were not torn between mammy and Jezebel stereotypes. Yet armed with a fresh faced cast and Khalea Ross Robinson’s picturesque cinematography, writer/director Natalie Jasmine Harris’s exceptional debut Pure daringly shifts a straight arrow legacy into the postmodern queer territory era, letting its main character—a gorgeous dark skinned Black girl named Celeste— own her destiny in this exceptionally brave short film. 


Amir (Jacob Daniel Smith) and Celeste (Mikayla Lashae Bartholomew) know how to have fun striking a pose. 

In the practice dance, quiet, intelligent Celeste (excellently portrayed by newcomer Mikayla Lashae Bartholomew) is escorted by Amir (Jacob Daniel Smith), her best friend. While all the girls embrace their purposely razor straightened hair, she seems to be the one who secretly wants her ancestor’s dreams preferred. Septum pierced Amir turns out to be of the LGBTQIA+ variety— i.e. kindly similar to Melody’s best friend Malcolm in Red At The Bone— and Celeste too has one leg dangling out the closet, questioning the plight of budding, hormonal desires that overshadow the piety that debutantes must possess. Although not the typical social butterfly, a slight shyness shrouds Celeste like a warm coat. She is invited to a house party by Joy (a fellow debutante played by Josca Moore) and attends with Amir, her eyelids popping with the magical glitter that rivals a lightning bug’s iridescence. 

Debutante Jamia Glenn being escorted through a gilded oval frame at the Pasadena Alumni Chapter of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority in the Golden State Room at the Statler Hilton Hotel, Los Angeles, May 1964, reproduction of a Harry Adams photographic print. 

African American woman, head and shoulders portrait, ca. 1899-1900, reproduction of a silver gelatin print, courtesy of Library of Congress, Prints and Photographs Division. 

Rights and Rituals: The Making of African American Debutante Culture layout and space.

Ethel Thomas designed the cotillion dress worn by Anne Bradford Luke, fall 1952, courtesy of Anne Bradford Luke. Estelle Williams designed Deborah Beavers-Watford, 1967, courtesy of Deborah Beavers-Watford. A cotillion dress worn by and courtesy of Denise Burnett, 2019. 

Couples dance at the Los Angeles Links Ball, November 1964, reproduction of a Harry Adams  photographic print. 

While Rights and Rituals: The Making of African American Debutante Culture nods to the pioneers Fannie Barrier Williams (co-founder of the National Association of Colored Women NACW) and W. E. B. DuBois— earlier advocates for Black women who are unfairly discriminated and educationally behind the rest. The pictures, the videos, and the audio disclose the classic debutante tradition— the perfect postured Black girl wearing gorgeous white ball gowns and long satin gloves, straightened hair, the father/daughter dance, the male chaperones— the young girls only dance with men, fathers or father figures and young men who may be potential husbands. The exhibition reveals the Cinderella story that grooms girls for lives sequestered in grace and piety, positioning high enough in society, maintaining a certain sophisticated air.

Well, this is 2021. Young Black girls don’t have to follow these stern rules anymore.

Twice Celeste dances with Joy. The first dance is outside the strict, stuffy ballroom, at Joy’s house party with charged, pulsing energy from both the pumping music and Celeste’s uncertainty. Plus, this less judgmental audience presents no real fear, no hesitance to just be. Yet Celeste’s uncertainty must be riddled in debutante conviction, the need to please an invisible someone, an invisible moral code. After the intense moment of Joy sensually pressing Celeste, each provocative movement slow and teasing, the undeniable heat between them leads to an authentic, consensually shared pleasure— their first kiss a secret to the audience. In that incredible, jaw-dropping second dance, the one where Celeste leads and Joy follows right in front of critical eyes. They all seem to fade away, any enraged anger, any shocking disappointment, goes to dust. There is no “don’t do this here” or the running from truth. Celeste and Joy dance together freely, smiling and laughing, fondly choosing each other, breaking an old historical notion. 

Celeste (Mikayla Lashae Bartholomew) is ready for her closeup. 

Pure is an eloquent reminder that Black women are the greatest masters of telling narratives about Black women experiences— that they are the best fits to telling humanistic stories that fulfill a specific need in the films being made today. In its compelling honesty, Celeste has that same strength similar to Kai, the dance hopeful in Miss Juneteenth, who wants to break out of family tradition and individualize herself from family duty or Selah from Selah and the Spades who would do anything to win or Summer from Jinn who fights under the wings of religion. Celeste is a phenomenal part of this enriched movement, a championing movement that allows Black girls to value their power, to be a voice of reason to themselves and the others around them. Uniquely still, Celeste is the bold, self-assured Black girl who confidently wears a gay pride t-shirt, rides her bike in a cotillion ball gown, and asks her lover to dance.

Celeste joins a range of intriguing Black girls in film: Jinn’s Summer and Miss Juneteenth’s Kai (top), Pariah’s Alike and Selah and the Spades’ Selah (middle), Pure’s Celeste and Rafiki’s Ziki and Kena (bottom).

Behind Dee Rees and Wanuri Kahiu, Natalie Jasmine Harris also has a key queer story worth sharing in the Black women loving Black women rarity. 

In Pariah—the recently added Criterion Collection gem celebrating its ten year anniversary— and the critically acclaimed Kenyan Rafiki, there is a special fire in seeing queer Black women stand up for themselves, make clear that they are not heteronormative in the face of strict, sanctimonious principles and community validation. The most wonderful thing about Pure is that the short doesn’t employ the violence that happens to the Black woman for expressing her sexuality and the hope rests fully in the recently announced full-length version. Another hope is that the stars are able to return— Mikayla Lashae Bartholomew is an utterly charming star force on screen and her charismatic chemistry with humorously engaging Jacob Daniel Smith and the sharp Josca Moore make the film pleasingly believable. The dying Hollywood industry needs fresh, bold faces and exciting new stories in this remake era. Black women desperately crave seeing themselves tenderly depicted, leading rich, layered inclusive cinema especially in terms of identity— monoracial identity has been severely lacking.

Joy (Josca Moore) makes her interest in Celeste (Mikayla Lashae Bartholomew) quite clear on the darkly lit dance floor. 

Pure, a soft, gentle promise of an evolving Black queer film future, is told brilliantly by Harris, the DGA prize winner for Best East Coast African American Student Filmmaker. A burgeoning filmmaker slowly rising on the scene having also won the 2021 Gotham Projects Lab and the 2021 Outfest Screenwriting Lab, Harris is definitely the one to watch. She has a few other treats up her producing sleeve— for starters the first Black queer short for filmmaker Terrance Hayes called “Pritty: The Animation.” Thus, we should all look forward to anything with her name attached.

Celeste (Mikayla Lashae Bartholomew) riding her bike in full debutante attire. 

The lovely, poignant Pure is currently playing alongside some other incredible shorts at the Neon Movies in Dayton, Ohio in the Top Shorts program on October 11, 2021, 7:30pm and has other upcoming live/virtual dates all over the globe here.